About FaolanWadeSK
David Arquette:
David Arquette Naked
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Information:
Name: David Arquette
Born: 1971-09-08
Height: 1.78
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Filmography:
Never Been Kissed (1999), Howard Stern (1997), Scream (1996), Static Shock (2003), Mad TV (2000)
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A brain walks into a bar and
says, "I'll have a pint of beer please."
The barman looks
at him and says "Sorry, I can't serve you."
"Why not?" askes the
brain.
"You're already out of your head."
WalmondSalomonCY
Q: What is the definition of an optimist?
A:
An accordion player with a pager.
EberhardAhmadeT
yo mama so stupid she worked at an m&m
factory
and threw out all the W's.
ColetunHardwynnM
Mummy! Mummy! Have you seen my Cabbage Patch
Doll?
Be quiet and finish your coleslaw!
TwainAbitalXE
Which kind of ink do you put in your
computer's printer?
Black, Red or Iced?
Iced Ink?
Well, yes you do,
but I didn't want to mention it.
NorbertBradleighmU
Do you think my skin is starting to show its
age?"
"I can't tell. There are too many wrinkles."
ToreanAundrayNi
All our pigs are learning karate.
Oh, I don't
believe that
No? Well, just watch out for their chops.
EairrsidhBevalpX
Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat
hanger in
her back seat?
A: In case she locks the keys in her car.
MardonGijsWl
Q: How many over eager PA's does it take
to
screw in a li...
A: Done!
HaethowineRousselBo
Father and son standing outside the elephant's
cage in the Moscow
Zoo. Father tells son, "If we stand around here
long enough, one of them
will throw some food at us."
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