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Kathleen Robertson:
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Information:
Name: Kathleen Robertson
Born: 1973-07-08
Height: 1.63
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Filmography:
Lapse of Memory (1992), The Terrorist Next Door (2008), Until the Night (2004), Scary Movie 2 (2001), C.B.C.'s Magic Hour (1990)
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David Duchovny:
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Information:
Name: David Duchovny
Born: 1960-08-07
Height: 1.84
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Filmography:
The Tonight Show with Jay Leno (2001), Ellen (2004), The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005), Twin Peaks (1991), The Howard Stern Radio Show (2000)
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The cross eyed judge looked at the three
defendants in the dock and said to the first one, "So how do you
plead?"
"Not guilty" said the second defendant.
"I wasn't talking to you"
the judge replied.
"I never said a word" the third defendant
replied.
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A woman was cutting her husband's
thinning hair, when their teenage son arrived home looking for a snack.
She ofered a kiwifruit and tried to tempt him with its nutritious
qualities. "It has more vitamin C than an orange," she remarked.
"And more hair than Dad," added their son.
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"It's clear" said the teacher, "That you
haven't studied your geography. What's your excuse?" "Well, my dad
says the world is changing every day . So I decided to wait until it
settles down!"
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How can you tell if someone who's just had
a perm is on the phone?
You get a frizzy signal!
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There were four cats in a boat, one jumped out.
How
many were left ?
None. They were all copy cats !
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Why is polar bear cheap to have as a
pet ?
It lives on ice !
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When Mike got arrested, they told him,
"Anything you say will be held
against you."
Mike said, "Claudia
Schiffer's breasts."
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Q:
What's the difference between Bill
Clinton and Jimmy Carter?
A: It took Bill less than 100 days to botch a
military mission.
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How many cafeteria staff does it take to
change a light bulb?
"Sorry, we closed 18 seconds ago, and I've
just cashed up."
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If Microsoft built cars you would need to
restart your car,
then it would perform illegal operations and
crash.
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